I hate all girls vehemently.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Randomize