Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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