You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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