Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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