For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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