Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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