Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.