wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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