She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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