do herpes really smell.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The Olympian is in my bed
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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