Porn is love you can see.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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