at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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