Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
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So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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