You work out of a Hotel?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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