thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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