i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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