It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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