I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
she smelled like a LAN party
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
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Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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