and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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