i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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