at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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