And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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