I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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