He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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