brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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