It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
im holly from the hills drunk
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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