My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
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Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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