You just made me feel so damn special
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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