try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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