I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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