Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
tell me about the fingering
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