Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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