Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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