so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
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You humped everything and cried in an uber.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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