That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
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Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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