two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize
