I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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