I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My dick has a subreddit
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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