There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
