She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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