Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
