There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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