sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I should be sponsored by Trojan
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They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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