Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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