I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You're a disaster
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