In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
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She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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