thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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