Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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