i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
people are starting to question the shark bite story
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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