This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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