: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
one two three fourrrrnication!
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
The beer is more important than you right now.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Every concussion has its silver lining
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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