If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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