i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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