Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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