Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
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It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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