Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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